Present
Written and Performed by
ROBERT DUBAC
CAST
(in order of appearance)
Bobby
The Colonel
Jean-Michel
Fast Eddie
Mr. Linger
Ronnie Cabrezzi
The performance runs ninety minutes with no intermission.
(if you have a small bladder... go now!)
Executive Producer
WILLIAM I. FRANZBLAU
LOCATION
Stuck between past memories and present turmoil inside Bobby's brain.
CAST
(in order of appearance)
BOBBY is in a HUGE state of confusion. Two weeks ago everything was perfect. He found the girl of his dreams. Her name is Julie. He made the commitment. They planned to get married. Then she dumped him. Why? He's been trying to figure that out but his male dominant brain isn't much help. The only thing he has figured out about women is that they're female. Yep, he's like most guys. Everything he learned about women he learned from other men. Other men who are just as clueless, handing down the same lack of expertise generation after generation. In his case, Bobby was tutored by the five chauvinists below.
THE CHAUVINISTS
THE COLONEL retired from the Army after being decorated four times for bravery. He is still active he just fights a different battle. The battle of the sexes. He's believes, "If you want to win the battle you need to lose a couple of fights". He hasn't won one yet. The Colonel is the proud father of five girls - proving irony exists.
JEAN-MICHEL is a foreign exchange student studying philosophy. He spends his mornings along the shores of Lake Loretta musing over how women relate to "abstract fatalism," i.e., the study of how all great lessons in life reflect some facet of death. He prides himself in understanding everything about women. His answers, however, are so cryptic he is unable to communicate them.
FAST EDDIE had his heart broken once and has been cutting a swath of testosterone through womanhood ever since. Fortunately for him he has an animal instinct that draws women to him like a ten-cent sale at Neiman's. This allows him to keep his heart out of the picture which intrigues these women even more. Fast Eddie says, "I call these babes D.P.'s. Doormat Phenomenon's. You know the kind. For some reason they like to be treated like doormats so I never hesitate to introduce ‘em to the sidewalk. Nice guys don't turn them on so they obsess over a bad boy like me. They hate what's good for ‘em and love what they should hate so I just give them what they love. Something to hate. Works like a charm." Fast Eddie is an endangered species.
OLD MR. LINGER resides at "Lapping Shores," a retirement home nestled among the three-story maples on the west bank of Lake Loretta. Every afternoon at two o'clock the management lets him stroll out onto the dock to fish for a few hours. His infectious laugh can be heard echoing over the lake until sunset. Most people think him to be a little daft since there are no fish in Lake Loretta. Others reckon he just has a great sense of humor.
RONNIE CABREZZI grew up fatherless in the Bronx - having retreated to Lake Loretta with his mother and two sisters after a series of fights protecting their honor. He is a peaceful, sensitive man. His whole life is dedicated to taking care of women. He loves women. He just can't figure them out. This may be because he barely has a high school education, having forfeited it be the bread winner. To his credit Ronnie tries to be sensitive. It's just a shame he can't spell it.
ROBERT DUBAC (Actor, Author) has bridged a career between acting, comedy and writing for years. THE MALE INTELLECT: AN OXYMORON? grew out of the desire to bring these three together in one arena. As an actor his film roles include After the Game, Cold Ground, Sketch Artist, Innocent Obsession and The Rookie. His TV credits include a year long run on the ABC soap opera Loving, Growing Pains, Life Goes On, Jack and Mike and Diff'rent Strokes. (As you can see, he has opted out of film and tv for quite some time.) In addition to THE MALE INTELLECT: AN OXYMORON? Mr. Dubac has finished the sequel titled THE MALE INTELLECT: THE 2ND COMING! He is also completing the third installment of this trilogy, PISS AND MOAN. In other words, you've got a lot to look forward to.
LAUREN SINCLAIR (Feminine Voice) is happy to provide her voice to the production of THE MALE INTELLECT: AN OXYMORON? However, Ms. Sinclair is an accomplished actress in her own right. Not only can she be heard she can be seen in films such as Face/Off, Duty Dating, Wing Commander, Spoon River and Three Wishes. Ms. Sinclair also plays Mrs. Dubac in real life.
WILLIAM I. FRANZBLAU (Executive Producer) won a 2003 Best Play TONY AWARD for producing Say Goodnight Gracie on Broadway staring Frank Gorshin. Mr. Franzblau was a founder and Chief Operating Officer of Interfilm, Inc., the world's first interactive film studio. In 1993, Mr. Franzblau developed and produced "CBS LIVE," an off-Broadway multi-media presentation of classic CBS television programs. In 1991 and 1992 he produced two successful Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles productions as well as their records and live videos. Mr. Franzblau served as Executive Producer of the Moscow Circus on Broadway and throughout North America. In addition, he produced the Broadway smash hit, Beatlemania. He is also the Executive Producer on one of off-Broadway's biggest hits, JEWTOPIA. Mr. Franzblau is a graduate of Rutgers College and currently resides in New Jersey with his family.
Special Thanks to: The Denver Center of Performing Arts, Jules Belkin and Barry Gabel at Belkin Productions, Jam Productions and Chicken Lips Theater. Judith Allen, Bob Horowitz and Patti Williams. And special thanks to Blake Edwards for his comedic insight and perpetuating funny bone.
Booking Agency
Windwood Theatricals
575 Windwood Lane
Paris, VA 20130
Contact: Paul Bartz
Phone:(540) 592-9573
Attorneys.................... Dan Wasser, Bob Hororwitz
Website address........ http://www.maleintellct.com/
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