When we last left BOBBY he had found Balance and figured out what women want. That's the good news. The bad news? He forgot. Somewhere along the line a little chauvinism crept back into his left brain and threw him off Balance. It might have been from THE COLONEL or the new guy PHILLIP POMEROY but he's not worried. His metro-sexual side BOBBI will offset this extra testosterone and help him re-Balance his brain. He'll remember what women want. He'll find his Balance. And when he does his VOICE OF REASON will call and help him focus on what's really important.

Opening the Door of Truth.

Which poses a problem. Some people insist the Door of Truth remain closed. (It offends them because they have no Balance.) But not BOBBY. He swings it wide open, crosses its threshold and dives head first into life's hypocrisies. This exposure to the bigger picture turns BOBBY into ROBERT and he emerges more serious. He's still funny but now he's seriously funny. And he's not alone.

His UNCLE BOBBY shows up to expose the media for using Pavlov to breed ignorance. PHILLIP POMEROY returns to solve the problem of partisan politics with an idea so absurd it borders on brilliance. And THE COLONEL levies a Stupid Tax on our common sense while ragging on religion for taking the "fun" out of fundamentalism. Before it's over ROBERT wedges the Door of Truth open wide enough so everyone can finally see the bigger picture.

Because if you could see the bigger picture - well, wouldn't that make you happy?